bellygal:

Thanks Boone

bellygal:

Thanks Boone

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

"you people cannot go one day without thinking about how racist, sexist, and homophobic the whole world is" some people don’t have the privilege of ignoring how racist, sexist, and homophobic the world is because they have to suffer the consequences every single day

Well, I got them to stop saying that they wish they were asexual, but they didn’t understand the reason for it at all. They tried to insist that asexuality was superior amd I was lucky to be asexual and thought that I was dismissing how hard it was to be straight. We’re still “friends” but honestly I feel less friendly with them than ever before. They can’t hide behind ignorance anymore, I explained myself, and they still don’t understand what asexuality means to me. Whatever. I’ll keep calling them out for things until it grows so awkward they stop talking to me. Then I’ll be free.

They said I’m erasing their problems as heterosexuals because as an asexual I don’t have to deal with sexual distractions. Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly* HETEROPHOBIA IS REAL

They tried to tell me to appreciate being asexual because I have less distractions. Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD.

I DID IT! I CALLED OUT MY FRIENDS! I EXPLAINED THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SEXUAL AND ROMANTIC ATTRACTION AND TOLD THEM WHAT BEING ASEXUAL MEANT TO ME AND TOLD THEM TO STOP!! Now let’s see how they react to it. I’m honestly sick of them and their homophobia and racism and sex negativity. I found it hard to leave them, so now the choice is on them. I’m going to continue to call out their bullshit. They can either get with the program or cut me out of their lives. Whatever happens will be for the best.

I was re-reading my post about my friends saying they wish they were asexual and a friends texts me that she wishes she was asexual are you KIDDING me